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Read on Project GutenbergW. C. Tuttle's 'Loco or Love' opens with a domestic dispute over two eggs—one of which rolls off the table and breaks—and quickly escalates into a comic feud between Sheriff Magpie Simpkins and his deputy, Ike Harper. The cause is not a criminal case but a woman, encountered at a nester's cabin in the Medicine Hills. Tuttle's first-person narrator, Ike, delivers the story in a colloquial voice thick with Western idiom, deadpan understatement, and a fondness for absurd metaphor: 'A house divided can’t ring with harmony, and love has put a breach as wide as the Grand Cañon between me and Magpie.' The tale is built on the tension between the two men's official duties and their personal rivalry, a pattern that drives both the plot and the humor.
Ike Harper's narration is the engine of the story. His speech is peppered with exaggerated similes—'blue eyes as big as the end of a shotgun shell'—and a self-deprecating wit that undercuts both his own dignity and Magpie's. The dialogue is equally stylized: when Magpie introduces himself to the woman, he declaims, 'We smells the odors of Araby, so our noses brings us hither,' a mock-heroic flourish that Ike immediately punctures by noting, 'Onions,' says she. 'Don’t they smell.' This interplay of high-flown sentiment and blunt reality recurs throughout, as when Magpie picks daisies for his sweetheart and Ike quips, 'Not today, little girl. I ain’t got no water to put ’em in.' The language is consistently playful, with a rhythm that mimics oral storytelling.
The central conflict is not with any outlaw but between the two partners. Their competition for the woman's favor is conducted through a series of escalating gestures: each secretly buys her supplies, each tries to outdo the other in gallantry. Magpie even offers Ike seventeen-fifty to 'square' the debt, a transaction that Ike rejects with mock indignation: 'You think my heart’s love is for sale—for seventeen-fifty?' Yet the rivalry is tempered by a long history of partnership. When Magpie asks for a ten-minute head start to propose, Ike agrees, albeit with a sardonic 'Cut your wolf loose and go a-howling.' The story balances genuine affection against the absurdity of their situation, a tension that gives the humor its edge.
The action moves between the cabin, the town of Piperock, and the surrounding hills, but the physical setting is less important than the social one. The woman is introduced as 'a poor, defenseless woman,' yet she quickly becomes the arbiter of the men's behavior. The cabin itself is sparsely furnished, with an 'enlarged picture' that hints at a past. Tuttle uses the landscape as a backdrop for comic set-pieces: Magpie picking daisies while supposedly hunting a robber, Ike trailing him 'slow behind' and rolling a smoke. The story's world is one where law enforcement is a casual affair—'I reckon I better go after him,' says Magpie, after a long pause—and where personal entanglements routinely override professional obligations.
Readers should attend to the way Tuttle uses Ike's narration to create a double perspective: we see both the absurdity of the situation and the genuine affection between the two men. The story's humor depends on the gap between what Ike says and what he implies, and on the reader's recognition that the rivalry is as much a performance as a feeling. The excerpts leave the outcome of the romantic triangle unresolved, but the pattern of the tale suggests that the partnership will survive—if only because neither man can resist the next punchline.
Reading about Sheriff Magpie and Ike’s quiet, stubborn rivalry, I found myself thinking of the old Glasgow bellman’s knack for witnessing human folly without judgment. There’s a shared patience for absurdity there, a warmth toward flawed men stumbling through their days. It felt like one of those The Collected Writings of Dougal Graham, "Skellat" Bellman of Glasgow, Vol. 1 of 2 — A Reader’s Guide entries—honest, wry, and oddly fond of the world’s tangled business.
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