Deux et deux font cinq (2 + 2 = 5) by Alphonse Allais
Forget a traditional plot. Deux et deux font cinq is a carnival of short stories, whimsical essays, and playful observations. Allais takes aim at everything from stuffy academics and political hypocrisy to the simple oddities of human behavior. One moment he's proposing a scientific study on the effects of alcohol using lab mice (who all become delightful companions), the next he's writing a perfectly logical defense of a clearly nonsensical idea. The 'conflict' is between rigid, boring logic and the joyful, surprising illogic of life itself.
Why You Should Read It
This book is a masterclass in finding humor in the mundane and poking holes in pomposity. Allais’s voice feels surprisingly modern—it's like having a clever, slightly mischievous friend from the 1890s whispering jokes in your ear. His writing isn't just funny; it’s sharp. He makes you laugh, then makes you think, 'Wait, he’s actually got a point about how silly that social rule is.' It’s a delightful reminder not to take everything, especially ourselves, so seriously.
Final Verdict
Perfect for fans of short-form humor like James Thurber or S.J. Perelman, or anyone who enjoys the absurdist streak in writers like Douglas Adams. It's a great book for your nightstand—perfect for a 10-minute read that completely resets your brain. If you believe that 2+2 should sometimes, just for fun, equal 5, you’ll find a kindred spirit in Alphonse Allais.
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Mary Hill
1 year agoIf you enjoy this genre, the author's voice is distinct and makes complex topics easy to digest. Exceeded all my expectations.
Lucas Perez
9 months agoThe index links actually work, which is rare!
George Brown
1 month agoVery interesting perspective.