Deux et deux font cinq (2 + 2 = 5) by Alphonse Allais

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By Emily Delgado Posted on Dec 26, 2025
In Category - Memoir
Allais, Alphonse, 1854-1905 Allais, Alphonse, 1854-1905
French
Ever feel like the world is just a little bit absurd? That's the playground of Alphonse Allais. This collection of short, sharp pieces isn't a novel with a single plot, but a series of witty, often hilarious jabs at logic, authority, and everyday life in late 19th-century France. Imagine Mark Twain with a Parisian twist and a love for puns so bad they're brilliant. It's a book you can dip in and out of, guaranteed to make you snort with laughter one minute and raise an eyebrow at its clever, subversive heart the next. If you like your humor smart, silly, and slightly surreal, this is your next read.
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Forget a traditional plot. Deux et deux font cinq is a carnival of short stories, whimsical essays, and playful observations. Allais takes aim at everything from stuffy academics and political hypocrisy to the simple oddities of human behavior. One moment he's proposing a scientific study on the effects of alcohol using lab mice (who all become delightful companions), the next he's writing a perfectly logical defense of a clearly nonsensical idea. The 'conflict' is between rigid, boring logic and the joyful, surprising illogic of life itself.

Why You Should Read It

This book is a masterclass in finding humor in the mundane and poking holes in pomposity. Allais’s voice feels surprisingly modern—it's like having a clever, slightly mischievous friend from the 1890s whispering jokes in your ear. His writing isn't just funny; it’s sharp. He makes you laugh, then makes you think, 'Wait, he’s actually got a point about how silly that social rule is.' It’s a delightful reminder not to take everything, especially ourselves, so seriously.

Final Verdict

Perfect for fans of short-form humor like James Thurber or S.J. Perelman, or anyone who enjoys the absurdist streak in writers like Douglas Adams. It's a great book for your nightstand—perfect for a 10-minute read that completely resets your brain. If you believe that 2+2 should sometimes, just for fun, equal 5, you’ll find a kindred spirit in Alphonse Allais.



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George Brown
1 month ago

Very interesting perspective.

Mary Hill
1 year ago

If you enjoy this genre, the author's voice is distinct and makes complex topics easy to digest. Exceeded all my expectations.

Lucas Perez
9 months ago

The index links actually work, which is rare!

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